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Supervillain Plan

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Someday, some big historical event will happen during the DST changeover, and all the tick-tock articles chronicling how it unfolded will have to include a really annoying explanation next to their timelines.
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cjhubbs
26 days ago
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Pretty much, yeah.
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tedder
22 days ago
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I worked for a company that was naively saving timestamps into a DB in the user's local time, which (of course) varied. No TZ info was kept with it. I rocked myself in a corner.
Uranus
mrobold
26 days ago
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This speaks to me on a deeply personal level.
Orange County, California
diannemharris
26 days ago
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So true.
skorgu
26 days ago
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Horrifyingly accurate.
duerig
26 days ago
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I was once part of a meeting where a great idea for simplifying the UI of a reservation system was slowly but surely sunk by the dawning realization that there were bizarre time zones that were half an hour or 15 minutes away from other time zones.
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26 days ago
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Someday, some big historical event will happen during the DST changeover, and all the tick-tock articles chronicling how it unfolded will have to include a really annoying explanation next to their timelines.
Snake756
26 days ago
In writing software, I've often asked 'Do we have customers in that stupid timezone'? Only one? Screw them. They can deal with this bug for their stupid timezone.

Computers Hat

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I needed a hat.

I didn’t want an attention-grabbing design, but I’m not boring enough to wear a blank hat. (And I’m really boring.)

Normal people wear hats displaying the logos of the sports teams or companies or places they care about. But I don’t care about sports, I don’t feel that strongly about New York, and I don’t like most companies enough to be a billboard for them on my head.

So I had to ask myself: What do I really, truly care about that would be appropriate on a hat?

Apple? Sure. But I’ve already gone through two Apple hats.

The internet? Well, we have a love/hate relationship.

What transcends it all?

Bingo.

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cjhubbs
490 days ago
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At least that lettering isn't white.
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Laser Products

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ERRORS: HAIR JAM. COLOR-SAFE CONDITIONER CARTRIDGE RUNNING LOW. LEGAL-SIZE HAIR TRAY EMPTY, USING LETTER-SIZE HAIR ONLY.
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cjhubbs
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rraszews
497 days ago
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Just a reminder, one of the standard UNIX printer error messages is "Printer on fire"
olliejones
496 days ago
I worked on one of those printers. An old Xerox-made print engine fused the toner with a glowing wire. If the paper jammed (which it did a lot) the printer caught fire.
pawel_lasek
496 days ago
Supposedly it goes back to original line printers with rotating metal type heads... Printer ink&paper fire 🔥
Covarr
497 days ago
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I always wanted a printer with a laser sight, so I could better aim my documents.
Moses Lake, WA
kyounger
497 days ago
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PC LOAD LATHER
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ERRORS: HAIR JAM. COLOR-SAFE CONDITIONER CARTRIDGE RUNNING LOW. LEGAL-SIZE HAIR TRAY EMPTY, USING LETTER-SIZE HAIR ONLY.

Black Hole

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It also brings all the boys, and everything else, to the yard.
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cjhubbs
500 days ago
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A Lebowski reference in the cartoon, and a Beyonce reference in the alt text. Nice work.
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bibliogrrl
500 days ago
Actually it's a Kelis reference.
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fxer
494 days ago
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Fuckin' A
Bend, Oregon
tingham
500 days ago
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Actually.
Cary, NC
wreichard
500 days ago
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Clearly you're not a golfer.
Earth
Covarr
500 days ago
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"Why do we even have that black hole?" -Yzma
Moses Lake, WA
alt_text_bot
500 days ago
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It also brings all the boys, and everything else, to the yard.

thelittleinstar: moonghirl: left-handed-flea: Reason #732 why...

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thelittleinstar:

moonghirl:

left-handed-flea:

Reason #732 why Lin Manuel Miranda is the best ever

@thelittleinstar OMFG

BEST

We have a #popebars winner.

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cjhubbs
664 days ago
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We have a winner.
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thetumblrofrassilon: ohantarctica: sandandglass: Top ten...

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thetumblrofrassilon:

ohantarctica:

sandandglass:

Top ten Obama jokes from the 2015 WHCD (full speech)

He just does not give a fuck. 

Coolest president ever.

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cjhubbs
882 days ago
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Gotta love it.
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